Not only do I have the luxury of a psychiatrist, psychologist, and a few counselors for things ranging from Bi polar, addiction, borderline personality disorder, insecurity, low self esteem and general stubbornness I have now been introduced to a Dietitian. This is a good one to add to my list of helpers. Only they normally vanish over Christmas. Always back for the New Year.
Dictionary meaning of dietitian: an expert on diet and nutrition. The dietitian I had the privilege of meeting seemed to be an expert on the mental characteristics of the person in my brain. It seemed like she knew me, had me all figured out with in 20 minutes. I found this fascinating as of course one of my things is to test people to see if they are capable of giving me care or not. This rather attractive woman whom when approaching me I could not help but notice how perfectly proportioned her legs were, quickly putting my eyes on to her face as not to stir any sexual desire. It worked until this complete stranger got me almost instantly. We ended up in what seemed to be a tennis match of I know you know, I know you know, imp out, you? Her humor was on form, knowing exactly when to drop a line. Unfortunately I can’t recall any exact examples.
After an hour of fascinating logic, stirred with riddles of smugness, I felt high. Someone got me; I was told I know exactly what to do. I have heard that a lot lately. I know what to do, am I this brilliant that I know it all. No! I know it; I fall short of stupid when I don’t do what I know so well!
Call it defeat, or call it learning. I call it a sexy dietitian who plays tennis with the mental process of an answer, her racket intelligence and a smile. No need to pay attention to her legs when her tennis ball is harder.
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