Beat up by an old lady

No man, this beast of a boer Tannie is either seriously bitter or needs a psyche ward quick. I was parked on the wrong side of the road near her driveway and let me repeat , near. Her husband Bertjie parked in the driveway and hooted, so I calmly got up from the grass, where I was playing with little Phoenix and as she stepped out the car, I kindly said, 'dont worry I'm moving' Before I knew it she had stomped across the road screaming"I will move your car and you will listen to me my girl" very freakishly waving her arms. As you can imagine this hit a nerve in me, so I slammed my door and picked Phoenix up and said, "no lady, I will not move until you ask me nicely, she started mimicking me, " until you ask me nicely, until you ask me nicely" as she lunged into me. I stepped back in awe, "jeez, why are you putting so much energy into such a silly thing!", this is when she started poking me, "why you putting so much energy.... etc etc" then her huge Afrikaans body snapped and pushed me, almost falling over I screamed(as she almost hurt my phoenix), "Don't you lay a FUCKING HAND ON ME WOMAN" she lost it, "you breaking the law", "who's fucking law, yours?", You move" she screamed as she tried to climb into my car, "Just relax lady, I'm moving, this is not your car,don't touch it" once again she repetitively mimicked me, and lunged at my ches with her fists, i just kept stepping back wanting desperately to push her but knew I would probably end up in jail as she would play the old lady card. her husband came over and she said, "kyk bertjie,kyk na haar" in a childlike voice. I said, "what is Berjtie gonna do, is he also going to assault me?" Obviously at this point `I was provoking her. Bertjie just shooed me away, "just go, just go , just go" either he was scared of her or...., " she said she would call the police, I dared her to as she had just hit me, she then used her boer tannie body to force me into my car. Once in the vehicle I decided to fold my arms and just sit there to provoke her not realising my doors were unlocked, i quickly locked them as she tried to yank one open, i put my car on and drove a few inches fwd, she ran to my window screaming so I reversed a few inches back, and this went on for a couple of minues before she started pounding on the window almost shattering it. I then let my window down and said,"don't worry old lady, I will pray for you tonight." in turn she strated screaming demonically, " no no no no , I will pray for you young girl" screeching like a screaming owl. Of course as I drove aw`ay she took down my registration.

I don't know, but that is one of my weirdest experiences ever.



And I did pray for her.